Porta-Pot O Gold
Adventures of a leprechaun
are not the stuff of dreams.
To keep up with technology,
they go to such extremes
So quick they are to rainbows end
to grab each pot of gold,
then horde it somewhere for themselves
and leave us in the cold.
The object of their secrecy
is never to get caught,
and that is why their best disguise
is in a porta-pot.
For if youve ever been in one,
youll know why that works well,
cuz who would stick around to dig
in that infernal sm-hell.

Adventures of a leprechaun
are not the stuff of dreams.
To keep up with technology,
they go to such extremes
So quick they are to rainbows end
to grab each pot of gold,
then horde it somewhere for themselves
and leave us in the cold.
The object of their secrecy
is never to get caught,
and that is why their best disguise
is in a porta-pot.
For if youve ever been in one,
youll know why that works well,
cuz who would stick around to dig
in that infernal sm-hell.

