"Soon..", said the rainbow wizard,
his face crooked with delight,
"we shall complete our master plan,
and fuse the darkness with the light!"
It was just your average Thursday,
(the day when all good monsters meet)
the gang was stewing 'round the cauldron
and brewing up some virgin meat.
Then Gandalf waxed above swirling air,
"Promote! Promote and propagandize!
Our earthen gotten manna shall sprout
and stab right-through the shallow skies."
Ally growled with approval,
Amelie scratched a head,
Sammy scribed upon a parchment,
while Tom just stood there, dead.
The bash got down and really loose,
as Gandalf swilled the newt & toad:
Just your average horde of Hollywood toffs,
reaping the spoils, of The Da Vinci Code.

his face crooked with delight,
"we shall complete our master plan,
and fuse the darkness with the light!"
It was just your average Thursday,
(the day when all good monsters meet)
the gang was stewing 'round the cauldron
and brewing up some virgin meat.
Then Gandalf waxed above swirling air,
"Promote! Promote and propagandize!
Our earthen gotten manna shall sprout
and stab right-through the shallow skies."
Ally growled with approval,
Amelie scratched a head,
Sammy scribed upon a parchment,
while Tom just stood there, dead.
The bash got down and really loose,
as Gandalf swilled the newt & toad:
Just your average horde of Hollywood toffs,
reaping the spoils, of The Da Vinci Code.

