Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
- Mae West
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
- Jilly Cooper
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
- Marion Pearson
No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
- Ed Howe
Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
- Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend.
- Zenna Schaffer
Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
- Sir Winston Churchill
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
- Margaret Mead
Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in.
- Rita Rudner
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
- Cher
I married beneath me. All women do.
- Nancy Astor
There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
- Bob Philips
An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.
- Franklin Adams
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
- Lilly Tomlin
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
- Charlotte Whitton.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
- Roseanne Barr
On Monday mornings, I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
- H. Allen Smith
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Rita Rudner
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
- Diana Jordan.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
- Gloria Steinem
If you never want to see a man again say, 'I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children'. They leave skid marks.
- Rita Rudner
No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas.
- Ashleigh Brilliant.
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
- Jacques Languirand
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
- Jane Austen
If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
- Mark Twain
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
- Farrah Fawcett
They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
- Clare Booth Luce
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she's attractive to the opposite sex.
- Earl Wilson
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
- Gloria Steinem
Women love men for their defects; if men have enough of them women will forgive them everything, even their gigantic intellects.
- Oscar Wilde
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man.
- Erica Jong
The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.
- Valerie Solanas
Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in.
- Katharine Whitehorn
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
- Bill Vaughan
Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.
- Minna Antrim
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
- Charlotte Whitton
Women who seek equality with men, lack ambition.
Why did God create men? She knew a vibrator couldn't carry out the trash.
If men had to clean their own bathrooms, we'd already have disposable toilets.
A man is like floor tile. Lay it just right and you can walk on it for life.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
A man's idea of honesty in a relationship is telling you his real name.
I like my men, crispy on the outside and stuck to the end of a fork.
- Roseanne
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
- Robin Morgan
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
- Jean Kerr
P.M.S.= Putting up with Men's Shit!
Men have always detested womens gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared.
- Erica Jong
Men perceive that equating love and domestic work is a trap. They fear that to get involved with housework would send them hurtling into the bottomless pit of self-sacrifice that is womens current caring roles.
- Debbie Taylor
Men expect too much, do too little.
- Allen Tate
Men hate more steadily than they love.
- Samuel Johnson
All men are somewhat ridiculous and grotesque, just because they are men.
- Friedrich Von Schlegel
Men are only too clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of others.
- Titus Livius
Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak, and fragile. Men, not women, are the weaker sex.
- Jerry Rubin
Men are the enemies of women. Promising sublime intimacy, unequalled passion, amazing security and grace, they nevertheless exploit and injure in a myriad subtle ways. Without men the world would be a better place: softer, kinder, more loving; calmer, quieter, more humane.
- Ann Oakley
Men need women more than women need men; and so, aware of this fact, man has sought to keep woman dependent upon him economically as the only method open to him of making himself necessary to her.
- Elizabeth Gould Davis
Men cannot count, they do not know that two and two make four if women do not tell them so.
- Gertrude Stein
Men know that women are an over-match for them, and therefore they choose the weakest or most ignorant. If they did not think so, they never could be afraid of women knowing as much as themselves.
- Samuel Johnson
Men decided a few centuries ago that any job they found repulsive was womens work.
- Frances Gabe
Lord, Lord, how subject we men are to this vice of lying!
- William Shakespeare
Men are proof that women can take a joke.
There's no sin in loving men. Only pain!
Men are like gum anyway - after you chew they lose their flavor.
All men have something to hide. The brighter the picture, the darker the negative.
RB
" theres no sex in your violence"
- Mae West
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
- Jilly Cooper
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
- Marion Pearson
No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
- Ed Howe
Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
- Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend.
- Zenna Schaffer
Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
- Sir Winston Churchill
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
- Margaret Mead
Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in.
- Rita Rudner
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
- Cher
I married beneath me. All women do.
- Nancy Astor
There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
- Bob Philips
An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.
- Franklin Adams
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
- Lilly Tomlin
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
- Charlotte Whitton.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
- Roseanne Barr
On Monday mornings, I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
- H. Allen Smith
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Rita Rudner
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
- Diana Jordan.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
- Gloria Steinem
If you never want to see a man again say, 'I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children'. They leave skid marks.
- Rita Rudner
No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas.
- Ashleigh Brilliant.
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
- Jacques Languirand
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
- Jane Austen
If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
- Mark Twain
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
- Farrah Fawcett
They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
- Clare Booth Luce
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she's attractive to the opposite sex.
- Earl Wilson
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
- Gloria Steinem
Women love men for their defects; if men have enough of them women will forgive them everything, even their gigantic intellects.
- Oscar Wilde
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man.
- Erica Jong
The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.
- Valerie Solanas
Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in.
- Katharine Whitehorn
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
- Bill Vaughan
Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.
- Minna Antrim
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
- Charlotte Whitton
Women who seek equality with men, lack ambition.
Why did God create men? She knew a vibrator couldn't carry out the trash.
If men had to clean their own bathrooms, we'd already have disposable toilets.
A man is like floor tile. Lay it just right and you can walk on it for life.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
A man's idea of honesty in a relationship is telling you his real name.
I like my men, crispy on the outside and stuck to the end of a fork.
- Roseanne
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
- Robin Morgan
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
- Jean Kerr
P.M.S.= Putting up with Men's Shit!
Men have always detested womens gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared.
- Erica Jong
Men perceive that equating love and domestic work is a trap. They fear that to get involved with housework would send them hurtling into the bottomless pit of self-sacrifice that is womens current caring roles.
- Debbie Taylor
Men expect too much, do too little.
- Allen Tate
Men hate more steadily than they love.
- Samuel Johnson
All men are somewhat ridiculous and grotesque, just because they are men.
- Friedrich Von Schlegel
Men are only too clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of others.
- Titus Livius
Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak, and fragile. Men, not women, are the weaker sex.
- Jerry Rubin
Men are the enemies of women. Promising sublime intimacy, unequalled passion, amazing security and grace, they nevertheless exploit and injure in a myriad subtle ways. Without men the world would be a better place: softer, kinder, more loving; calmer, quieter, more humane.
- Ann Oakley
Men need women more than women need men; and so, aware of this fact, man has sought to keep woman dependent upon him economically as the only method open to him of making himself necessary to her.
- Elizabeth Gould Davis
Men cannot count, they do not know that two and two make four if women do not tell them so.
- Gertrude Stein
Men know that women are an over-match for them, and therefore they choose the weakest or most ignorant. If they did not think so, they never could be afraid of women knowing as much as themselves.
- Samuel Johnson
Men decided a few centuries ago that any job they found repulsive was womens work.
- Frances Gabe
Lord, Lord, how subject we men are to this vice of lying!
- William Shakespeare
Men are proof that women can take a joke.
There's no sin in loving men. Only pain!
Men are like gum anyway - after you chew they lose their flavor.
All men have something to hide. The brighter the picture, the darker the negative.
" theres no sex in your violence"
